61. NK Fairbank Co. (the 1920s)
NK Fairbank Co. is another brand that didn’t make it to the present day, which, based on this terrible advertising, is probably a good thing.
62. Lysol (the 1950s)
If you’re a lady who isn’t as intimate with your husband as much as he wants, you’re just dreadful, according to Lysol in the 1950s. You should also spray Lysol on your most sensitive spots to make him crave you.
63. Canadian Patriotic Fund (1910s)
“My heart is white,” you say? This is a definite NO. Thankfully, the Canadian Patriotic Fund faded away as swiftly as this commercial should have.
64. Jade East (the 1960s)
We’re not sure what this slogan’s message is supposed to convey, but it makes everyone who sees it uneasy. Way to incorporate “avocado chic” into a cologne brand as well.