It’s like calling a strawberry shortcake something it’s not
She needs to get the memo: in 2024, we don’t call it a milkshake anymore; it’s now watermelon sugar. This is so 2001, it’s embarrassing. Naturally, no one will be thinking about the words on her T-shirt when they see it.
Brutal realities
While it’s admirable that she owns up to her guilty pleasures, spending all her time in the fridge probably isn’t going to help her find a boyfriend. In fact, it might just have the opposite effect.