She definitely shouldn’t have worn that shirt out in public


It’s like calling a strawberry shortcake something it’s not

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She needs to get the memo: in 2024, we don’t call it a milkshake anymore; it’s now watermelon sugar. This is so 2001, it’s embarrassing. Naturally, no one will be thinking about the words on her T-shirt when they see it.

Brutal realities

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While it’s admirable that she owns up to her guilty pleasures, spending all her time in the fridge probably isn’t going to help her find a boyfriend. In fact, it might just have the opposite effect.